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Didn Demotivational Poster

YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.

TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


TAGS: didn t see that coming did you
Rating: 4.48/5

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animeenthusiast - March 17, 2010, 12:52 am

YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.

TAGS: screensh** or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral

TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.

OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?

TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


TAGS: this cat didn t land on his feet
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Occupo Noctis - December 21, 2009, 8:25 am
I would claw into that bird and use it to break my fall..
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:59 pm
Nice one Random. Fluffy's out weighed and needs to keep swinging.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:03 pm
Beautiful! LOL

OH NO SHE DI'NT!!! - Oh yes she did

LOGICDUDE ASKED YOU NICELY - to stay off of his lawn He's done asking

TAGS: didn t like that crater in the front yard
Rating: 4.65/5

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MrBlack - April 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
Funny, people tend to listen when I ask them calmly to please stay off my lawn and pick up that bottle they just tossed there. Might have something to do with the fact I like to sharpen my swords (especially the serrated ones) outside on my porch.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:24 pm
and he's ready to administer a high velocity..."get off my lawn" 5L
Derek - April 23, 2010, 5:50 pm
Aha! A Jaguar with jaguar camo.
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
LOL +5

BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?

TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?

HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!



TAGS: regrets day if you don t have a basement full of 2l s you didn t try hard enough
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 basements full.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Very good Grey, this poster spawned me spelling error poster. Thanks 5L BTW
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Awesome! Best of the 'regrets' in my opinion.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
HA! We all know that... great poster Grey!


TAGS: didn t spill my beer
Rating: 4.51/5

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Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:14 am
Here's some MotiFake ancient history for you younguns: my first "up-tree" poster was entitled "horseback riding" and the text was: "you're doing it wrong." It got rejected.
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:54 pm
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:13 am
5 dizzy Ice's
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:00 am
This poster is making me dizzy.... I think it's the poster? 5 spinning trees.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:23 am
I truely love when the comments add to an already amsome poster!! Under branch rocks!!!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:44 am
lol @ sean, likes an up tree poster, you wood. 5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:18 pm
I love a good up-tree poster.
Derek - April 22, 2010, 11:17 pm
Five magnolias in full bloom for you!

AGGY'S BACK - Timmy controls fully activated

TAGS: didn t lose a step
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
Set phasers for BAN.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
Warming up the engines!!!

IT WAS ONLY 2ND GRADE - but it set the tone for Agdaniele to become President of the Breakfast Club 9 years later

TAGS: didn t color between the lines either
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
Thinking outside the box? It's a crime.


TAGS: good thing we didn t invite you over
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 12:15 pm
L8TR guys I'm off to finish my stuff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:10 pm
The only jokes I have for that would be offensive to your wife.....happy Turkey day.
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Hell her whole family has been waiting for the 2nd coming...just sayin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
hey.zeus.....I love phonetics..........you could call him Aggy.
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
That hasn't happened in 29 years...If it did today I have to call him Jesus or something
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
Barefoot, pregnant and stoned......We love you Bone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
There's a turkey baster joke here....It's just not coming together.
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:58 am
She'll eat what I put in front of her...she's already stoned
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Hey, it's a tom turkey...so it's not mine
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:52 am
Clean your ears...she said "you ****"
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Hmm, my wife just walked in and said "Not this year...you cooked."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:47 am
WTF? I'm not a cow....who told you that?
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I think it means "Pay First!"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:43 am
Just a small cow joke...not to say that you're a small cow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
@Bart....what the hell is that supposed to mean?
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
No but the Cabbage Patch doll is crying in the corner
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
Waiter! My steak is slightly undercooked...it's threatening me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:38 am
So? did it get your pocket lint and your beanie babies?
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:33 am
I don't want to say her cooking was bad...but it held me up at knife point. 5/5

NO SOCCER FOR JMAC - He didn't like the uniforms

TAGS: didn t fit right
Rating: 3.38/5

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Densaku - March 4, 2010, 12:36 pm
SOCCER.........Hated by suckers. Got it?
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 12:17 pm
BTW- thanks for my first tribute poster.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
You missing the horrid knee-high socks with short-shorts.

PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)


But it came back to me -

TAGS: unfortunately i didnt remember how to catch the darn thing ouch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 21, 2016, 8:28 am
Another 'oldie but goodie'! Well done! ^!

President's Day Trivia -

TAGS: presidents day betcha didn t know
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:26 pm
Choke! Sputter, sputter! Run for papertowels----- That'a HORRIBLE pun! LUUUUUUUV it!!!! 5L
Bandit5906 - February 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
theyuk - February 16, 2015, 8:43 pm
That was a crime against common decency. Well played.
Oldsod - February 16, 2015, 7:47 pm
Glad to be of service.
GaryO - February 16, 2015, 7:26 pm
I showed my woman...she moaned...been a while....
concern3 - February 16, 2015, 3:00 pm
Words they are fun, 5er
lgvernon - February 16, 2015, 12:45 pm

Bada BING! 5L for total badness.

Hanging around -

TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L